MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Dad, Fiona and I have just come back from Church. Midnight service which was longer than anticipated. Got home to find our fast-becoming-a-tradition Snowballs, complete with cherry, ready (Scotch for Dad, he's not your average snowball drinker). Our resident Dibley vicar was at her other parish tonight so we had a male minister from a nearby parish. He was good but not as good as our very own Geraldine Granger.......left her highly ir-reverend Christmas gift with her husband who had been singing in the choir, and explained about the Delius chewed corner of the gift. He's eaten his way through a whole box of crackers - the paper and present variety not Jacobs......hard to believe, given his immense bulk, that he's not yet one year old and this is his first Christmas.